a couple of funnies...

A few funny things to start off your week...

The other day Blakely and I were snuggling on the couch watching Mick.ey right before bed time.  She was haplessly rubbing my arm and she had made her way up to my armpit.  All of the sudden she stopped, looked at me and Lonnie with wide eyes and said "Mommy has a beard under her arm!"  Lonnie nearly fell of the couch laughing.  So now they both always ask to see my "armpit beards".  Hilarious.  

To be fair, it had been like 24 hours since my last shave.  I wouldn't call that a freaking beard but I don't think I will ever be living this one down.  



A few days ago I sent Lonnie a text telling him I had a headache (hormones!).  I will just let the screenshot of the convo do the talking.  

Yeah.  Obviously I meant to say "drank some coke".  And even funnier is right after I realized my phone's mistake his mom called me laughing hysterically.  He had forwarded the screenshot to our moms and all my friends.  Why, Lonnie?  Why?  



And speaking of texts.  2 days ago I realized my phone started changing "we" to "fuck".  There were a few funny texts that I didn't catch before sending and I was so confused.  I just figured I typed fuck a lot and the phone hated me.  I told this to Lonnie and he said that is why he married me, because I say fuck.  FUNNY.  

Then, today, I noticed that when I type "what" it changes to "fuck you asshole".  You can imagine the accidental text that was sent with that one.  I knew immediately something was up and someone had messed with my phone.  Hmmmmm....who could that be?!?!?

That guy...

I didn't even know you could set shortcuts like that on the phone!  Ugh.  He admitted it and now I will retaliate.  I am taking all suggestions of humiliation for the husband.  Go!  

Happy Monday!