Thursday, January 26, 2012

It's everywhere....

Can you see what is wrong with this picture????






How about if you look a little closer...

Yes, my friends, that is shit.  And a whole lot of it.  

Blakely decided that going to Hobby Lobby with me and Aunt Sarah was the perfect time to release the load that she had been holding on to for days.  I could not agree with her any less....

The super fun part about this was that I didn't even know that it had happened.  We had been there over an hour when I noticed.  She was starting to get fussy so I picked up her giraffe and saw that.  Might have been why she was getting fussy?  I don't know...just a guess.  Poop turns to glue after an hour in case you were wondering.

So I took her to the car to change her and that is really when the shit hit the fan...errr the roof....

I had to change her with us both inside the car because it was FREEZING outside.  Normally I would have laid her down on the seat while I stood up outside but that was a no go.  So I was trying to squeeze her in between me and the car seat to do this.  Horrible idea I tell you...horrible.  



This pictures doesn't even really do it justice.  It was all the way up to her neck in the back.  When I took her shirt off she then had it in her hair.  There is only so much you can do with a travel case of wipes.  In the end she was still covered in shit, my back seat was covered in shit, and I was covered in shit as well.

But have no fear!  We continued our shopping trip!  We had to get some stuff done for the shower we are hosting next weekend.  Blakely was ok with that because she is starting to enjoy going places in her car seat.  She loves to look around.  Mommy was ok with that too because, ya know, being a mommy changes you.  I have no idea if Aunt Sarah was ok with it, it really didn't matter at that point ;)

Needless to say we all got a long hot soapy bath when we got home.   
I'm lying....Blakely got that and mommy got a quick and very cold wash cloth "bath"   :)

7 comments:

  1. Oh god this made me laugh so hard. You are right, poop does turn to glue after awhile! Emily has had like 5 of these episodes this week- what is going on with our girls?!?

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  2. Oh my gosh! Too funny! And yeah, that would only happen while you were out and about shopping!

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  3. hahahahahahaha - I can laugh b/c I'm sure that will happen to me at some point.

    My favorite line? Poop turns to glue after an hour in case you were wondering.

    Taylor has that onesie. It's one of her daddy's favorites. :)

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  4. Haha, oh no!! Use that picture for payback years down the road! I can only imagine you trying to clean up that mess crammed in the backseat of your car.

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  5. Oh no! It always seems to happen when you're out!

    Good luck on the shower!

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  6. This made me laugh today! Thanks for it! Glad a little shit did not derail your shopping plans. And that little B is such a trooper.

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  7. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry that I had to laugh out loud multiple times at your poor baby's expense... however, her expression says it's just another poop mom! I know this is going to happen to us too! I love how the shopping trip was saved! Wow, adventures!

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